Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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