A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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bite me

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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