- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Your Mom The End.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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