- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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