- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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