- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

hey guys im gay

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Matt is a Duster!

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

whats 2+2? 4

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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