- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

a man makes a bad joke

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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