It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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