- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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