Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Anti Joke

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