Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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human centipede

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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