roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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roak

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Black people stink of shite!

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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