A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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