- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Chick Norris... Enough said

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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