- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

why did the blue berry cross the road

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