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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Anti Joke

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