- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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