- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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