Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Dane Cook makes a joke.

I'm homeless.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

God is real.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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