- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A lot eh?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

XD Jackass.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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