- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

human centipede

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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