Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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