Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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autistic kids rock

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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