- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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