What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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