Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why? Why not?

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Knock Knock Who's there

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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