Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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