- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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