- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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