Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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