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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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