Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

whats brown and sticky? Doody

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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