- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

a man makes a bad joke

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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