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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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