- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

i hate non minorities!

Death by kayak

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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