what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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