If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Knock Knock.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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