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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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