- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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