What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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i'm hard

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Vagina cream... end of story

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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