- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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