What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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