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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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