U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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