- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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