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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

eoin burgin is fat

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

I will create more jobs for americans

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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