what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Tall asians

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

justin beiber sucks

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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