- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Poker face

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Refridgerator.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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