Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was 12 years old. He is dad was rich from his business and so when it came time for his 12 year old boy to turn 13 he insisted on buying the boy whatever he wanted. He thought that the imagination of a 12 year old boy might in fact humour him, even if the cost of such a present reached the millions. He asked his son "Son, a very special day's coming up", his son smirked "I know Dad". "Well, what would you like?" asked the Dad. His son pondered for several seconds before replying, "honestly Dad, all I want it 12 Pink Ping Pong balls". The Dad, curious and a little disappointed asked "of course son, but why?". His son replied "I can;t say, I'd just like them for my birthday please". And so on his thirteenth birthday, he indeed received 12 Pink Ping Pong balls. His Dad thought nothing of it until next year, when he asked his son "what would you like for your birthday this year son? A new 82-inch Tv for you toilet, or how about a new jet?". His soon blew the hair out of his eyes and said, "Dad, all I want is room full of Pink Ping Pong balls". His dad again agreed but asked "why Pink Ping Pong balls son?". His son replied "I'll tell you when I get them". True to his word when the boy turned 14, he received a whole room full of Pink Ping Pong balls and his Dad asked him "now why did you want them son". But his son replied "I'll tell you next year". Rather reluctantly his Dad agreed. and then he died.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A dancer walks into a barre

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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