Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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A man goes to the potty.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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