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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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