- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

A muslim walks out of a plane.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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