What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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