- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

My Nan, that is all.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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