- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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