Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

jews

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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