- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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