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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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