- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Knock knock knock OCD

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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