- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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