What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

say it ten times fast: oh

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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