Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Women's professional sports

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

why did the zebra cross the road?

an ethopian thanksgiving

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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