- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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