- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get on the boat.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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