- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the black person die? Of old age

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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