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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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