An anti-joke

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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My jeans

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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I <3 Hitler

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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