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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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