knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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