a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Knock, knock. Come in.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

A man was shot. He died.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

whats black and large -me

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Tommy got neutered.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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