- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

I think everybody should have a penis.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Colin is gay but toasters are not

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