- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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