- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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