I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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