- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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