what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Okay.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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