- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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