You are joking right?

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

I think everybody should have a penis.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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