How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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matt is fat

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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