How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

jd and zach loves vigina

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Communism hehe xd

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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