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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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