- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??