Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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