Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Who is it?

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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