- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

BIG PENIS

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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