A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

I think everybody should have a penis.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Anti Joke

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