- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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