- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Okay.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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