- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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