- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What is 9+10? 19

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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