- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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