- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

asians have slitted eyes lol

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

angelo snyder is not ga

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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