A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

You know what's funny? Rape

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Men's rights

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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