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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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