Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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