- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What do you call two dog? dogs

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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