What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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