Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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What's one plus one? two.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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My mom

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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