Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

a black man pays his child support

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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