what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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