why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

How many light bulbs? 1

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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