Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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