Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

guess what what ...

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Sarah Palin.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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