Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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