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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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