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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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