What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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