- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Whats brown and smells bad poo

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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