Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

A dyslexic blind man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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