Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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