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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

white or wheat? wheat please.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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