- Anti Joke

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Penis

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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