- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Antijokes...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

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