Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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