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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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