- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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