What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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