Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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