- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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