- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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