- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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