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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

A young baby died.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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