a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Lil Wayne

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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