What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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