- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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